Woke up at 3pm today. Dont know why. Made a scrambled egg sandwhich. dropped it on myself. had a shower. NOW IM BLOGGIN NIGGA.

                                                        Did I mention how much I love cats ?

I love lamp. And cats. But I dislike Justin Bieber. He is bad. Also cake.

RIGHT POO FELT GOOD IT CAME OUT WITH EASE, DIDNT LEAVE MUCH SKIDDYS AND ONLY TOOK A FEW PIECES OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY FUCKING HAIRY ARSE. GREAT SUCCESS! BUT I THINK SOME OF THE DRUG LEFT MY BODY WITH THE POO BECAUSE IM FEELING A BIT NORMAL NOW. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. GAMEOVERMANGAMEOVER.

OH YEAH I REMEMEBER WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A PROGRAMME I WATCHED ONE TIME AND IT WAS ABOUT 'INFINITY' AND ON WETHER INFINITY WAS REAL BECAUSE IF IT IS REAL THEN IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT THEN SOMEWHERE IN SPACE AND TIME IF EVERYTHING IS INFINITE, THERE IS GOING TO BE A WORLD THAT HAS BEEN EXACTLY THE SAME AS OURS TO THE ATOM UNTILL YOU MOVED YOUR ARM OR SOMETHING AND CHANGED IT . SORTA LIKE DIFFERENT DIMENTIONS BEING CREATED EVERYTIME ANYTHING HAPPENS EXCEPT MINUS THE DIMENTIONS PART BECAUSE YOU DONT NEED OTHER DIMENTIONS WHEN SPACE IS JUST INFINITE. AND IM A GOON AND I FIND THIS KIND OF THING INTERESTING AND WE TALKED ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES OF INFINITE BEING REAL FOR A GOOD BUMMING SESH. I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHY I DECIDED TO WATCH A PROGRAMME ON INFINITY IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT FUCK IT WAS GOOD THINKING ABOUT THAT KINDA SHIT WHEN YOUR SUPER HIGH. OR DOWN ? IF YOUR ON A DOWNER AND YOUR FEELING IT YOU SAY YOU'RE "HIGH" SO DO YOU SAY YOUR "LOW" WHEN YOUR ON AN UPPER ? WE WANKED OVER THE THOUGHT OF A WORLD WHERE WE WERE BOTH (BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THREESOMES WITH 2 GUYS AT THE SAME TIME ARE GAY) SHAGGING A HOT CELEBRITY BABE. IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IF INFINITE IS REAL. PLEASE GOD LET IT BE REAL. THAT IS ALL FOR NAOW LOGGING OUT I NEED TO POO.

AND BTW YEAH IT IS JUST ME AND AARON HERE DOING PEELS CUS THATS NOT SOCIABLY DEGENERATIVE AND IS TOTALY WHAT 2 FRIENDS DO TOGETHER TO HAVE FUN NOWADAYS. dont judge me! FUCK I FORGOT I DECIDED TO PUT CAPS LOCK ON AFTER MY LITTLE FINGER WAS PERMA CRIPPLED EARLIER AND THAT "DONT JUDGE ME!" WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN CAPITALS BUT ITS NOT. IT COULDNT BE LESS CAPITAL. THATS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED TO HAPPEN. OH WELL JUST IMAGINE I WROTE ALL OF IT APART FROM THAT BIT IN NORMAL AND THEN THAT BIT IS IN CAPITALS BECAUSE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM WRITING THIS IN NOTEPAD AND THIS NASTY FONT IS HURTING MY EYE SIGHT. AINT EVEN TROLLING. MY MUM JUST WALKED IN AGAIN AND AARON WAS JUST SAT THERE WATCHING STATIC ON THE TV BECAUSE HE COMPLETED HIS XBOX GAME TWICE AND DECIDED NOT TO TELL ME THAT I HAD ACCIDENTALY CHANGED THE CHANNEL BECAUSE HE WAS GETTING BORED OF THE GAME ANYWAY. OH BOY OH BOY. IM TOTALLY TRYING TO REMEMBER SHIT THAT I SAID LAST NIGHT THAT WAS CLEVER BUT I CANT THINK WHEN I TRY TO THINK SO ILL JUST HAVE TO LEAVE IT AND REMEMBER WHEN I CAN REMEMBER. PENIS.

IM GOING TO TAKE A PARAGRAPH NOW BECAUSE I HAVENT IN A WHILE AND IF I BECOME FAMOUS AND THEY SEARCH MY COMPUTER AFTER I DIE FOR ANYTHING OF INTEREST AND THEY FIND THIS, IT MAKES IT A LITTLE EASIER FOR THE EDITOR TO WRITE MY BIOGRAPHY BECAUSE IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW TO TYPE CUS THEY TYPE LOIKE THIS XXXXXxxxxXXxxxxxX :/:/ :L. NOT THAT I WANT THEM PUBLISHING THIS THE FUCKERS BECAUSE I DONT WANT MY MUMMY TO FIND OUT I DID PEELZ EVEN IF SHE IS DEAD WHEN IT GETS PUBLISHED AND ITS JUST IN BAD TASTE. IMAGINE A KID THINKING IM THEIR HERO FOR SAVING A TRIBE OF BLACK PEOPLE FROM A FIRE THATS BURNING THEIR HUTS DOWN BUT THEY DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE THEYRE BLACK AND THEY DONT KNOW WHAT FIRE IS THERE YET. WTF IS FIRE ANYWAY ? ITS LIKE ENERGY IN PHYSICAL FORM. FUCK THAT SHIT IM NOT EVEN GOING THERE. AND THEN THE KID READ MY BIOGRAPHY OF ME WRITING ABOUT FUCKING ANAL OR THATS WHAT THE LAST THING I TYPED THAT I CAN REMEMBER WAS. MUST BE ON MY MIND. AND ANYHOW WOULDNT IT BE FUNNY IF ALL THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED BECAUSE I JUST FORESAW IT AND THEY WILL BE LIKE HOLY SHIT HOW DID RAWB KNOW THAT! FUCKING MAGNETS MAN!


IVE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING THAT WAS FUN LAST NIGHT NOW IM TOO SLOW AT TYPING I FORGOT TO LIKE UMMM TYPE IT WHEN I THOUGHT OF IT EVEN THOUGH HALF OF IT WAS PURE GENIOUS EVEN COMPARED TO SOME OF THE STUFF IVE ALREADY WRITTEN.