Today was my first day at my new college. It was quite good. Lots of new people. Sadly 50% of the guys there were queer ass hipsters with justin bieber hair and jeans about 2 sizes too thin; And 50% of the wimins were gobby fucking scenesters who think they are too good for a fuck. NO PROBLEM. Gonna try out for the American Football enrichment (its not even classed as a real sport in England lol pwnt) even though i will get destroyed by the fucking beefcakes there itll be worth it for teh lulz.
Spent the night round a mates house yesterday. Talked about boobies for a while. Ate some pizza. Now listening to some Deadmau5. Ordered my Pendulum and Deadmau5 tickets for December. Planning on getting pretty fucking high tonight. I love my life. Also cake.