Guys.... Guys... seriously listen you guys.... What if... guys... listen guys... What if god.... seriously guys.... what if god.... WAS REAL ?

So I Just remembered I made this page and how wildly filled and magical it was so I'm going to post something for the first time in 2 years. Lubey Buttcheeks.

Today was my first day at my new college. It was quite good. Lots of new people. Sadly 50% of the guys there were queer ass hipsters with justin bieber hair and jeans about 2 sizes too thin; And 50% of the wimins were gobby fucking scenesters who think they are too good for a fuck. NO PROBLEM. Gonna try out for the American Football enrichment (its not even classed as a real sport in England lol pwnt) even though i will get destroyed by the fucking beefcakes there itll be worth it for teh lulz.

There was a homeless guy in town today. I walked up and dropped 20p into his hat. I felt pretty good, then some asshat came out of nowhere and put a £5 note in it. Boy did I look like a bastard.

I pee sitting down sometimes. You know, just as a treat.

                                                    STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON NIGGA

Spent the night round a mates house yesterday. Talked about boobies for a while. Ate some pizza. Now listening to some Deadmau5. Ordered my Pendulum and Deadmau5 tickets for December. Planning on getting pretty fucking high tonight. I love my life. Also cake.